I'm Not Jesus is a song by the Finnish cello rock band Apocalyptica, featuring Corey Taylor from Slipknot/Stone Sour. The single was released on September 17th, 2007, on the album Worlds Collide.

The song thematizes child-abuse through clerics. Corey Taylor sings from the perspective of a man who has been abused by a priest when he was a child and now confronts his torturer.

I'm Not Jesus is also the name of a song by The Ramones on their album Halfway to Sanity